Joke:



DAD AT THE MALL

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response, 'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.

Ok am so bored when really i should be doing uni work for the bazillion assessments i have due within the next 7 days argh!!!

(but procrastination is so much fun!!)

Those assignments, hah, i hate assignments. why cant you just get graded on what you d in class, oh wait thats not much. Ok in progess i have a Photography assignment, which i really have no want to d as i failed the last one after i put so much work in to it, and he failed me by half a mark, yep 1/2 a mark. if id have gotton 1/2 a mark more id have past, but NOOOOOOO.... fail. And i have a group project for Rotary club international, which is soooo boring and bleak but its a must do in order to pass... And now i have offered to do part of the presentation, but i cant open the word file on this computer coz its saved as a docx which only word 07 can open and this computer doesnt have it. And i have a portfolio to do... and i dont want to coz im really hating my work at the moment... i want to redo my entire gallery but i simply dont have the time, or the patience to do so. and my Art and Books assgnment. But that ones fairly on its way, only 2 more parts to do out of 4... ha half done..

ok ill stop ranting coz noones reading this im guessing...

Blah!!!

What do you think of my work and gallery?
What should i do more/less of?
What do you feel is my best piece?
What am i best at in your opinion?


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